I’ve pondered
about this moment for some time now (ok, two days – but hey, that’s a lot when
you’re pissed!), I really wanted it to be focused, relevant and somewhat
impersonal (come on, who are we kidding?), anyway, I’d like to start with lesser
issues – crimes that are punishable by death and mutilation of the body – don’t
worry, the list is long and most of you have a nice comfortable place…
Plagiarism – a crime mostly committed by people who enjoy the occasional
full body cavity search, know this, quoting me on Tomer issues won’t work, I’m
just saying whatever it takes to prevent that migraine you get from time to
time (don’t try to pretend), I’ve been cooling you on some Tomer issues when JB
(Jachnoon boy) held the scepter…
Indifference – wake up and smell the gas, we’re all alone, once the modron
goes marching it’ll be too late to do something about recent events, this is
not the holocaust, we’re talking about actual people…
By the way,
thanks for the ride…
Invisibility – can someone tell me when and how we managed to clone Danny
Din? When did he become the items vault? First he dates our daughters now he’s
getting jiggy with our mothers, what’s next?
Modronability – correct me if I’m wrong, but doing the right thing has nothing
to do with other people’s emotions, it’s nice you’re always trying to find a
nice path to make everybody happy (better put, less angry); and if that’s the
way it is, why even watch Tomer when he’s only improving his skill with the
dice (did anyone check to see if he has 62 hit points already?) – I bet he’d
enjoy it a lot more if we allow him the occasional 20 on the to hit whenever he
feels like it…
Stupidity – the moment we’ve all expected, me bashing Yoav, well, sorry,
ain’t gonna happen, two reasons; first, I only have 50MB on this server;
second, the only way I can have some peace of mind is by treating him like
Tomer – it’s of no use to get upset since he lacks the basic mental procedures
to elevate himself to a point where one can listen to others…
Now, about the
big brouhaha, I know we’ve all been there, you get a nifty item and right after
that a nifty note (NOT!) from the trader in goods, I for one think it’s dumb, I
never complied with it, never will too.
I think that if
you want to pass some money to your own pocket (or someone else’s) you might
consider your intelligence score and get a lot more for it from an NPC, you
just might do the reasonable thing and consult us (as players), and you might
realize that Tomer was not aware of the items (and I say Tomer because there is
no mask – just Tomer, always Tomer), Mask wasn’t there (given, he’s intelligent
enough on the paper) I don’t think he’d be so interested in a plain silver
robe…
Another issue,
the sitting arrangements, as much as I enjoy Hadi’s company (well a lot more
than JB’s – no, not the whiskey, although they both dilute coke), I just can’t
stand the faces I see from across the table every time we encounter a boxed
text, I mean, it’s like his cell-phone is on vibrate up his ass or something and
he’s getting the repeated call from Nikki – anxious for her dose…
Enough with
that!!!
I just can’t
stand it (and you know there are some topics I can blackmail you with), don’t
make me do something I won’t regret!
Last but not
least, corrections:
Grand scheme of
underwear gnomes:
1.) Steal underwear.
2.)
3.) Make money!
Now, about that
tune:
“I hate you
with a saber, I hate you with a whip
I hate you with that cloak you bought
from Khrip Knip!”